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"When I look down into the abyss, down into the merciless blackness, colder and deeper than Hades itself, there I see the Kraken rising."

Team captain Bruise picked an accurate name: she'll definitely leave you with some.

"Though she be but little, she is fierce"--we're sure you'd agree after taking a hit from Tiny.

Fresh meat trainer Dragon probably won't eat you alive, but she might blow you away with her fancy footwork.

Nobody could possibly be hatin' on Daisy. Except maybe the folks she's playing against.

Every time I turn around, her spirit's liftin' me right off the ground..wait, no, she's literally lifting me off the ground.

Sooner or later, Death comes for us all. If you're a jammer, keep your guard up.

She may look sweet, but Honey is a force to be reckoned with on the track.