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Like the car she's named for, Fury rolls fast and hits hard.

She's here, she's there, she's everywhere! Don't get distracted or she'll skate right by you.

She's got a sunny disposition, but she'll leave you dazed on the track. (It's literally how she got her name.)

Think you can resist the power of Bea Wytchd? Think again.

Miss Fortune is no stranger to bad luck. It's the other team who has to watch out for it.

"When I look down into the abyss, down into the merciless blackness, colder and deeper than Hades itself, there I see the Kraken rising."

Team captain Bruise picked an accurate name: she'll definitely leave you with some.

"Though she be but little, she is fierce"--we're sure you'd agree after taking a hit from Tiny.

Fresh meat trainer Dragon probably won't eat you alive, but she might blow you away with her fancy footwork.

Nobody could possibly be hatin' on Daisy. Except maybe the folks she's playing against.

Every time I turn around, her spirit's liftin' me right off the ground..wait, no, she's literally lifting me off the ground.

Sooner or later, Death comes for us all. If you're a jammer, keep your guard up.

She may look sweet, but Honey is a force to be reckoned with on the track.